Naww...I just need a pastry.

When asked if he is okay, because he is falling asleep

Give coffee or give me death.

Unprovoked

Did you know you can drink vanilla extract and it will get you drunk?

Watching the fire dept deal with a passed out homeless dude.

The Catholics just like came up with kosher pickles to screw over the jews

In depth conversation on the origins of 'kosher'

I would trade my own grandmother for a tub of really good coleslaw

Still at the burger joint

This looks like a place where you could get a veil wrapped veil cutlet made by naked children in some sweatshop

- upon entering Moe's burgers est. 1995

i'm cool with the Ardmore Locos, so I'll introduce you

-referring to living near him in Korea town, downtown, LA